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Penname: cwarbeck [Contact - ]
Real name: cel
Member Since: 2006.01.18
Last Login: 2014.10.05
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Bio:
I'm a 38 year old rabid H/G shipper, who lives in a corner of the world where sadly, there is a serious lack of men with messy black hair and gorgeous green eyes. Unfortunately, there are no redheaded men either.
The lovely H/G banner comes from the very talented sunlitdays, and the art is by the equally amazing reallycorking. Thank you for sharing your talent.
Those of you who want to get sorted into the hogwarts houses, please visit: http://nimbo.net/quiz
This amazing piece of art was gifted to me by the equally amazing HGRHfan35. Please do not use/take without permission.
This art is a commissioned piece by the super talented glockgal. It's a scene from Chapter Six of my story Advice for the Lovelorn Masses. Again, please do not use/take without permission.
Please check out another story of mine The Unforgettable Forgotten Birthday, co-written with Athea, which is also archived on this site.
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A Christmas Carol by cwarbeck  [Reviews - 38] Harry couldn’t understand it. Why was everyone so happy? Granted, it was Christmas, but didn’t they remember that there was a war going on? The holidays find Harry broody and miserable, the prophecy weighing heavily on his mind. But all is not lost, as several supernatural visitors and one spirited redhead remind him that there was more to life than Death Eaters, Voldemort and an out of tune Argus Filch.
PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Holidays, Post-OotP - General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 7058
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2007.12.30 - Updated: 2007.12.30 - Hits: 10935 |
 A Not So Very Frosty Christmas After All by cwarbeck [Reviews - 54] ** Winner of the December 2006 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** In spite of naughty chest monsters, mortifying bathroom encounters and a visit from an insufferable Minister of Magic, Harry manages to spend a truly memorable Christmas at the Burrow. (Outtakes from Chapter Sixteen of the Half-Blood Prince) |
 A Special Friendship by cwarbeck [Reviews - 52] ** Winner of the March 2007 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best One-Shot ** ** Honorable Mention (tie) in the When Ginny Met Harry Challenge ** Harry reckoned that his friendship with Ginny was something that he could call his own, something that he did not have to share with anyone, and that made it even more special.
G - When Ginny Met Harry Challenge (2007-1) - General - Warnings: None - Words: 6141
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2007.02.25 - Updated: 2007.02.25 - Hits: 15976 |
| Advice for the Lovelorn Masses by cwarbeck [Reviews - 265] ** Honourable Mention in the November 2009 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket for Best Comedy ** Ginny Weasley, matchmaker extraordinaire? The girls of Hogwarts certainly seem to think so! But how could Ginny give them any advice on their love-lives when she couldn't even manage her own? Not that she actually had one to speak of...
PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Post-OotP - General, Humor - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 18790
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008.10.12 - Updated: 2008.11.16 - Hits: 61966 |
| After the Ball by cwarbeck [Reviews - 27] ** Winner of the February 2012 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best One-Shot ** Out of all the people present in the ballroom, Harry was probably the only one who understood how utterly bored Ginny was.
PG-13 - Post-DH/AB - Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 2709
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2012.01.26 - Updated: 2012.01.26 - Hits: 13667 |
| Excess Baggage by cwarbeck [Reviews - 31] ** Honorable Mention in the Hogwarts Express Challenge ** All aboard the Hogwarts Express... Hermione peered concernedly at Ron, who was white as a ghost. “Are you alright?” she asked. Ron pointed a trembling finger at something lying on the floor not two feet from them. Hermione’s hand flew to her mouth in surprise. “Oh! Is that–?” He nodded weakly. “You’d better get Harry.” Written for the Hogwarts Express (3-2006) challenge.
PG-13 - Hogwarts Express Challenge (2006-3) - General - Warnings: Death, Sexual Situations - Words: 8130
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2006.06.21 - Updated: 2006.06.21 - Hits: 12690 |
| Getting Over Harry Potter by cwarbeck [Reviews - 515] ** Winner of the November 2006 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** When Ginny realises that she is firmly entrenched as Harry’s friend in the strictest, most platonic sense of the word, she is determined to banish any of her own definitely non-platonic sentiments once and for all. She comes up with a plan – an ingenious, infallible, perfect, foolproof plan – but how was it supposed to work if Harry seemed to be everywhere she looked?
PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Buried Gems, Post-OotP - General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 48898
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2006.08.28 - Updated: 2006.11.06 - Hits: 156208 |
| Ginny Weasley and the Oblivious Auror by cwarbeck [Reviews - 25] ** Winner of the November 2010 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** Ginny thought that it was grossly unfair that she was spending Saturday night all by her lonesome, simply because Harry insisted on acting like a clueless prat.
PG-13 - Post-DH/AB - Comedy - Warnings: None - Words: 1925
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2010.11.11 - Updated: 2010.11.11 - Hits: 15445 |
| Hogwarts Hotties by cwarbeck [Reviews - 247] ** Winner of the March 2006 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** **March Dumbledore Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy** For Valentine's Day, the girls of Hogwarts decide to do something different and pass out a survey to determine the more desirable...um...assets of the Hogwarts males. The boys won't know what's hit them after the girls are through with them!
PG-13 - Alternate Universe - General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 12613
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2006.02.24 - Updated: 2006.03.20 - Hits: 67679 |
Holiday on Ice by cwarbeck  [Reviews - 15] Harry wished he and Ginny could stay here just a bit longer. Maybe they could stay until New Year’s, or Valentine’s, or maybe even up to St Patrick’s Day.
G - Post-OotP - Fluff, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 5935
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2011.07.17 - Updated: 2011.07.17 - Hits: 5813 |
| Honey, I Shrank My... by cwarbeck [Reviews - 30] ** Winner of the July 2010 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** An accident in the kitchen leads to interesting results for Harry and Ginny.
R - Post-DH/PM - Comedy, General - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 2176
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2010.07.20 - Updated: 2010.07.20 - Hits: 17452 |
| It Could Be Tonight by cwarbeck [Reviews - 46] ** Winner of the November 2006 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best One-Shot ** Harry tries to find just the right moment to tell Ginny exactly how he feels about her.
PG-13 - Post-HBP - Fluff, General - Warnings: Death - Words: 2034
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2006.11.21 - Updated: 2006.11.21 - Hits: 13509 |
| Some Kind of Wonderful by cwarbeck [Reviews - 317] ** Winner of the May 2006 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** Harry and Ginny have become very good friends during Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts. When Harry admits that he still fancies an old crush, Ginny volunteers to help him plan the perfect date and get the girl of his dreams. After all, that’s what friends are for, right? Right? Hmmm....
PG-13 - Alternate Universe - Fluff, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 26576
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006.04.02 - Updated: 2006.05.29 - Hits: 95021 |
| The Annual Weasley-Potter Summer Holiday Caravan by cwarbeck [Reviews - 22] A planned summer getaway turns into something much more for Harry and Ginny.
PG-13 - Post-DH/PM - Comedy, General - Warnings: None - Words: 4603
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2010.09.20 - Updated: 2010.09.20 - Hits: 10138 |
| The Best Present of All by cwarbeck [Reviews - 45] ** Honorable Mention in the December Engagement Challenge ** Harry decides that all he really wants for Christmas – and for the rest of his life – is Ginny Weasley.
PG-13 - December Engagement Challenge (2006-6), Holidays - Fluff, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 9846
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2006.12.27 - Updated: 2006.12.27 - Hits: 14108 |
| The Five-Minute Test by cwarbeck [Reviews - 66] ** Winner of the July 2006 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** A conversation in Grimmauld Place reveals some interesting details on how Harry's parents finally got together - and it was all because of a rather ingenious theory of one "Professor" Sirius Black.
PG - Alternate Universe - General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 5106
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2006.07.19 - Updated: 2006.07.19 - Hits: 16811 |
| The Only One by cwarbeck [Reviews - 31] After ten years of marriage, Harry still manages to surprise Ginny – in a good way, of course.
G - Holidays, Post-DH/PM - Fluff, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 3736
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2011.01.04 - Updated: 2011.01.04 - Hits: 10445 |
| The Right Time by cwarbeck [Reviews - 615] ** Winner of the August 2007 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** Harry had promised himself that when he ultimately got rid of the Dark Lord, he would finally tell Ginny how he really felt about her. Regrettably, fate seemed to have other plans for both of them. But then again, perhaps fate was merely waiting for the right moment to come along.
PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Post-Hogwarts - Fluff, General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 62422
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2007.06.06 - Updated: 2007.08.09 - Hits: 166723 |
| Two-a-Side Quidditch by cwarbeck [Reviews - 50] A game of Quidditch at the Burrow gets slightly out of hand, especially for Harry and Ginny. An HBP missing moment.
PG-13 - Post-OotP - General, Humor - Warnings: None - Words: 2609
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2006.02.16 - Updated: 2006.02.16 - Hits: 13255 |
| Wild Wheezes Weekend by cwarbeck [Reviews - 19] ** Winner of the May 2011 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** Something remarkable always happens during Inventory Day at WWW, and this year is turning out to be no exception.
PG-13 - Post-DH/PM - Comedy, Fluff, General - Warnings: Mild Sexual Situations - Words: 3197
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2011.06.12 - Updated: 2011.06.12 - Hits: 9576 |
 Win a Date with Ginny Weasley by cwarbeck [Reviews - 378] ** Winner of the 2010 Annual Dumbledore's Silver Trinket Award for Best Comedy ** ‘Win a date with Ginny Weasley!’ the advert in Quidditch Illustrated magazine announced in big, bold letters that were impossible to ignore. It was all a bit ridiculous, in Harry’s opinion, but after a frustrating year spent trying (and failing) to work up enough nerve to tell Ginny he wanted her back, perhaps this was the opportunity he had been waiting for. Now all he needed to do was actually win the damn thing!
PG-13 - Alternate Universe, Post-DH/AB - Humor - Warnings: Mild Language - Words: 45633
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010.03.13 - Updated: 2010.05.16 - Hits: 129786 |
| Your Eyes Are As Brown As A Portable Swamp by cwarbeck [Reviews - 29] ** Honourable Mention in the May 2010 Dumbledore's Silver Trinket for Best One-Shot ** Harry and Ginny talk about portable swamps - among other things. A missing moment from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
PG - Post-OotP - General - Warnings: None - Words: 1761
Completed: Yes - Chapters: 1 - Published: 2010.05.26 - Updated: 2010.05.26 - Hits: 9301 |
